"Do you understand me? I’m fucking everywhere now because you ballbags can’t get enough quaint jar action."
“I’m blasting off to fucking Mars, dicksuckers, and I’m headed straight through the belly of the goddamn sun!”4 hours ago
First time I’ve done grocery shopping online.13 hours ago
Ok, we’ve finished the splash page for your posh cheese website.21 hours ago
Cover of my new comic ‘BELOW’. A bleak sci-fi comedy about mankind’s first subterranean space station. You can pre-order it here: http://etsy.me/1tr2qH5
Launching at Safari Festival this Saturday in London where I’ll be doing a stall of my wares: https://www.facebook.com/events/25531246466071621 hours ago
Justin Bieber Character Eraser. #exactly2 days ago
Ebola in Town - Shadow & Kuzzy of 2Kings
Ebola in town
Don’t touch your friend!
No eating something
Russian wedding photos3 days ago
I made some buildings. They are not real, they were cardboard.
I love this. Would be phenomenal with moving cardboard cars and trains traversing the crap metropolis.3 days ago
Reverse racism doesn’t exist for the same reason reverse police brutality doesn’t.3 days ago
#Ferguson via Robocop4 days ago
Scottish Independence Vote - 18th September
Everything that made the UK worthwhile has been or is being sold off. Independence is a lifeboat for anything that hasn’t already been destroyed. In that sense it’s as important for England as it is for Scotland. When our NHS, prison service, fire brigade, police and schools have all been fully sold off, we can point to their continuation as public services in Scotland as proof that privatisation isn’t inevitable, or cheaper, or more ‘efficient’. We will have a side-by-side real world example demonstrating the scam of privatisation, and then maybe we will have an opportunity to reverse it.4 days ago
Got sucked into a comments section on an article about the #Ferguson shootings, one guy was vehemently supporting the right of cops to indiscriminately murder unarmed black men so I followed his profile through to facebook and lo, everything became clear.
5 days ago
Earlier today I posted a story on Facebook about the militarised police riots in Ferguson and almost immediately received comments derailing the conversation into a debate about a conspiracy theory.
For me, this illustrates exactly the point of conspiracy theories. I attempted to post something about institutional racism, police militarisation, the restriction of the right to protest. But instead the thread is diverted to talk about phantoms.
Conspiratorial fantasies divert people who care about the world away from real issues and take up hours of their time and energy discussing and campaigning about things that A. do not exist, and B. discredit every other political subject they try to bring up.
Conspiracy theories ARE the conspiracy.1 week ago
Finished pencilling pages for my first narrative comic, now just need to paint, ink and print the fucker before Safari Festival on the 30th August.1 week ago